Dead Dolphin ashore May 2016

Dead Dolphin ashore May 2016

Sunday, 15 May 2011

A joke for Sunday Morning

A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill

The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news,

you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.

It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow

and you usually only have 24 hours to live.

There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious
moments on earth.'

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.

Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's
never been there with her before.

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and
wins £35.

Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320

Then he gets the full house and wins £1000.

Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,

'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners,
a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.

You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'

'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24 .'

'**** me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the raffle as well !!

1 comment:

Retired said...

That night at 11PM the GP phoned. He said for £380,000 I can cure you of yellow 24 bring the money to my surgery at 5AM I will be waiting.

So the man took his bingo winnings and gave them to the GP at 5AM

The doctor locked the cash in his safe and trurned around "You're cured of Yellow 24. It doesn't exist, I made it up."